she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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