so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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