just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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