y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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