It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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