I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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