Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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