She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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