it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
up blood,thats sign of cancer...
Good for you, 6:25, GFY.
I jack off to megans blood, i bought a pint online and rub it all over my body screaming her first name and my last name. I then have my pet parrot lick the blood off my 8 inch penis and then proceed to shove my penis up and down its throat. My name is eric wickstrom.
Oh i get it! Because there are some people that don't like it when hot girls puke up blood! As long as it's not on you though, who cares? I get down to that!
Megan Fox is an ugly bitch. I don't know what anybody sees in her. And her thumbs are fucked up.
in Soviet Russia, boner kills Megan Fox!
seeing megan fox = goodbye boner. girl's face is fucked up and her figure is nothing special.
Oh I get it! You all think you're so funny trying to be me because I get all the ladies! Well from now on i'm going by a new name!
-El Jeffe (previously known as Jeff)
...or at least some real PORN. ha
i know exactly what you mean
I'm jacking off to this post
Who the fuck cares what her thumbs look like?
I pity you. (
Dammit not the pretzles!!
Oh I get it the attentions whores are feeding the big attention whore.
-Someone not impressed with Jeff
Stop jerking it to girls that are vomiting. Then there's no chance you'll beat off to her vomiting blood!
quitter... man up and getter done
Why are the trolls faking my responses and then faking responses to their fake responses? Oh I get it! It's funny because they think they are funny!
Wanna know how i got these precision cars?
If I had a Nickel..
Wanna know how i got these circumcision scars?
I would totally fuck Megan Fox. . . . .'til she puked.
why beat off to a movie unless you have no game? The OP is a fucking loser. Go out there and get some real poon
Use the blood as lube.
Yea man I saw it cuz I thought she was gonna get naked
just skip to the girl on girl part. perfect masturbation material