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  • up blood,thats sign of cancer...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:51am
  • Good for you, 6:25, GFY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:26am
  • I jack off to megans blood, i bought a pint online and rub it all over my body screaming her first name and my last name. I then have my pet parrot lick the blood off my 8 inch penis and then proceed to shove my penis up and down its throat. My name is eric wickstrom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:54pm
  • THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:43am
  • Oh i get it! Because there are some people that don't like it when hot girls puke up blood! As long as it's not on you though, who cares? I get down to that! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:18am
  • Megan Fox is an ugly bitch. I don't know what anybody sees in her. And her thumbs are fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:52pm
  • in Soviet Russia, boner kills Megan Fox!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:17am
  • seeing megan fox = goodbye boner. girl's face is fucked up and her figure is nothing special.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:36pm
  • Oh I get it! You all think you're so funny trying to be me because I get all the ladies! Well from now on i'm going by a new name! -El Jeffe (previously known as Jeff)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:58am
  • @ 8:50 ...or at least some real PORN. ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:26am
  • i know exactly what you mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:51pm
  • I'm jacking off to this post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:15pm
  • Who the fuck cares what her thumbs look like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:38pm
  • Dammit not the pretzles!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:53am
  • oh, Jeff... I pity you. (

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:23am
  • Stop jerking it to girls that are vomiting. Then there's no chance you'll beat off to her vomiting blood!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:29am
  • quitter... man up and getter done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Oh I get it the attentions whores are feeding the big attention whore. -Someone not impressed with Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:32am
  • Why are the trolls faking my responses and then faking responses to their fake responses? Oh I get it! It's funny because they think they are funny! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:27am
  • Wanna know how i got these precision cars? -Jeffe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:45am
  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:39am
  • Wanna know how i got these circumcision scars? -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:41am
  • why beat off to a movie unless you have no game? The OP is a fucking loser. Go out there and get some real poon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:50am
  • Use the blood as lube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:27am
  • I would totally fuck Megan Fox. . . . .'til she puked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:33am
  • Yea man I saw it cuz I thought she was gonna get naked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:55am
  • just skip to the girl on girl part. perfect masturbation material

    Submitted by majorcreepy83 on Mar 23, 12 at 5:31pm