it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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up blood,thats sign of cancer...
Good for you, 6:25, GFY.
I jack off to megans blood, i bought a pint online and rub it all over my body screaming her first name and my last name. I then have my pet parrot lick the blood off my 8 inch penis and then proceed to shove my penis up and down its throat. My name is eric wickstrom.
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
Oh i get it! Because there are some people that don't like it when hot girls puke up blood! As long as it's not on you though, who cares? I get down to that!
Megan Fox is an ugly bitch. I don't know what anybody sees in her. And her thumbs are fucked up.
in Soviet Russia, boner kills Megan Fox!
seeing megan fox = goodbye boner. girl's face is fucked up and her figure is nothing special.
Oh I get it! You all think you're so funny trying to be me because I get all the ladies! Well from now on i'm going by a new name!
-El Jeffe (previously known as Jeff)
...or at least some real PORN. ha
i know exactly what you mean
I'm jacking off to this post
Who the fuck cares what her thumbs look like?
Dammit not the pretzles!!
I pity you. (
Stop jerking it to girls that are vomiting. Then there's no chance you'll beat off to her vomiting blood!
quitter... man up and getter done
Oh I get it the attentions whores are feeding the big attention whore.
-Someone not impressed with Jeff
Why are the trolls faking my responses and then faking responses to their fake responses? Oh I get it! It's funny because they think they are funny!
Wanna know how i got these precision cars?
If I had a Nickel..
Wanna know how i got these circumcision scars?
why beat off to a movie unless you have no game? The OP is a fucking loser. Go out there and get some real poon
Use the blood as lube.
I would totally fuck Megan Fox. . . . .'til she puked.
Yea man I saw it cuz I thought she was gonna get naked
just skip to the girl on girl part. perfect masturbation material