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  • 56 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:17am

    in Soviet Russia, boner kills Megan Fox!

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 3:54pm

    I jack off to megans blood, i bought a pint online and rub it all over my body screaming her first name and my last name. I then have my pet parrot lick the blood off my 8 inch penis and then proceed to shove my penis up and down its throat. My name is eric wickstrom.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:23am

    oh, Jeff... I pity you. (

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:18am

    Oh i get it! Because there are some people that don't like it when hot girls puke up blood! As long as it's not on you though, who cares? I get down to that! -Jeff

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:38pm

    Who the fuck cares what her thumbs look like?

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:26am

    Good for you, 6:25, GFY.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:32am

    Oh I get it the attentions whores are feeding the big attention whore. -Someone not impressed with Jeff

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 7:52pm

    Megan Fox is an ugly bitch. I don't know what anybody sees in her. And her thumbs are fucked up.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:51pm

    i know exactly what you mean

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:51am

    up blood,thats sign of cancer...

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:50am

    why beat off to a movie unless you have no game? The OP is a fucking loser. Go out there and get some real poon

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:36pm

    seeing megan fox = goodbye boner. girl's face is fucked up and her figure is nothing special.

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:38pm

    Yea man I saw it cuz I thought she was gonna get naked

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:45am

    Wanna know how i got these precision cars? -Jeffe

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:58am

    Oh I get it! You all think you're so funny trying to be me because I get all the ladies! Well from now on i'm going by a new name! -El Jeffe (previously known as Jeff)

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:29am

    Stop jerking it to girls that are vomiting. Then there's no chance you'll beat off to her vomiting blood!

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:06pm

    quitter... man up and getter done

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:43am

    THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:39am

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:33am

    I would totally fuck Megan Fox. . . . .'til she puked.

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:15pm

    I'm jacking off to this post

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:26am

    @ 8:50 ...or at least some real PORN. ha

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:53am

    Dammit not the pretzles!!

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:41am

    Wanna know how i got these circumcision scars? -Jeff

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:55am

    Hahahahaha

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:27am

    Why are the trolls faking my responses and then faking responses to their fake responses? Oh I get it! It's funny because they think they are funny! -Jeff

  • 19 38
    Submitted by majorcreepy83 on Mar 23, 12 at 5:31pm

    just skip to the girl on girl part. perfect masturbation material

  • 34 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:27am

    Use the blood as lube.