Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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