HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Randomize
