Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i jhust puked up my retainher.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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