They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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