Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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