So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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