I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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