come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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