I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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