redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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