So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Boobs are out for the taking
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
