You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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