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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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