she kept yelling 'call me bella'
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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