i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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