i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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