Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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