We should be called the Road Head Warriors
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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