i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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