Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes

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(206): View more from Washington

Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.

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(816): View more from Missouri

you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat

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(360): View more from Washington

Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?

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(941): View more from Florida

I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back

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(614): View more from Ohio

stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."

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(317): View more from Indiana

there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'

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