I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..