No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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