Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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