What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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