You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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