It's Friday. Sex?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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