I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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