Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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