My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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