when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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