can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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