it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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