Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
do nipples grow back?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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