Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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