is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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