Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
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