You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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