i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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