nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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