i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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