don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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