I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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