Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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