How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize