As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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