so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i will never coherently bang her
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
How naked do you want me to be?
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