apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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