I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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